Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Well I just put wine in my tea
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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