im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
