If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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