FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Terrible idea I love it
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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