We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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