Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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