I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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