can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Randomize
