Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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