I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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