Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Sober January is a disaster.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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