Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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