He is such a slut. More and more my type.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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