Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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