This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
