Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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