so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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