they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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