We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
