i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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