Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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