I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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