uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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