Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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