ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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