i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Your dad touched me again.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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