Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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