It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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