Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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