so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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