Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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