does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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