Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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