There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
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