This girl is more easily done than said...
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
My vagina is officially offended.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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