wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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