There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
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