I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I will pee on everything he values.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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