I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
i think i just lost a toe
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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