hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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