Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I wish I only lived at night.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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