you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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