Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
