i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
