It's Friday. Sex?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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