YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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