I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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