so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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