tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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