So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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