when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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