I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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