I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Just high enough for therapy.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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