I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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