paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Randomize
